sheriffing | el nysa

I'd imagine he'd be useful for toasting marshmallows. And how are things now, despite your defaming his dress sense across the network?

He sleeps on my couch, bonds with my dog, and walks around practically naked because he forgets that I have no memory of living with him. We're a sitcom after the end of the world, it's ridiculous.

But I missed him, and I'm glad he's awake. Even if this is my life now.

What about you?

Me? Oh. Well, it's unlikely there would be anyone from my future turning up to tell me I married them. One less thing to worry about.

Alright, let's put it another way. If all hell breaks loose, who are you going to check in on here?

My ex, and my ex ex, in the pods. And my current, and my current's ex who's recently become my other current, here.

You'd check on your exes? You're a good person.

One of them happens to be my best friend.

And I'd check on you, I like you.

Then I'm sorry the two of you were separated.

I like you, too. I wouldn't let anything happen to you.

Me too. I could use her advice on the current-current's-ex-curre... oh I cant remember how I phrased it. The situation. My emotional emergency.

And you are a savior, if you did you'd hardly be living up to the name.

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Oh, so the emotional emergency is a person.

I have to keep earning that title or they'll take it away.

Two people, but I'm afraid so.

We should get you a little pin with it on - make it harder.

What's the problem?

No more pins. I already have a "sorry about you getting kidnapped" pin.

Oh me too, I've somehow managed not to stamp on it.

What would you do if the handsome prince you've always wanted to kiss finally got over himself enough to kiss you back. And then you hooked up with the handsome prince your handsome prince used to kiss, way back when, and now you'd like to kiss the both of them but you're just not sure how anyone's going to take that.

And you really don't want to screw things up with either of them.

If that's how you're feeling, why don't you tell them that?

First I'd have to tell Prince 1 about Prince 2.

And I will, I've been meaning to. But.

But you're worried about how he'll react?

Mhm.

It's not about the sex. God knows, I've yet to meet a person he hasn't screwed, is currently screwing or has on the to-do list for the future. It's just the who.