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I feel like you're expecting me to tell you that I bat my eyelashes and men fall in love with me, or field mice do the dishes when I sing.
I think that might be more your super power than mine, Prior.
I'd be afraid of the false ones they sell around here.
No, that's more of a fairy thing. Like the Blue fairy, or Tinker Bell before she lost her wings.
No, that's more of a fairy thing. Like the Blue fairy, or Tinker Bell before she lost her wings.
She lost her wings for disobeying Blue, and got them back after she took out Pan's shadow. Peter Pan was evil, now he's dead. Hook was a villain, and now he's from the future where he's happy to tell me he's put a ring on it.
Although dead meant more before the end of the world than it does here. Pan's in one of those pods now.
Although dead meant more before the end of the world than it does here. Pan's in one of those pods now.
Technically only one of us is married. His last memory of our world is our wedding day, but my memories don't go that far. I haven't caught up.
You should see the velvet tux he showed up in. I feel like you would've objected.
You should see the velvet tux he showed up in. I feel like you would've objected.
Don't challenge me, I'll show it to you.
I would've asked him out back home? But I've seen the memories that prove that a later me would basically (literally) drag him out of the Underworld when I lost him. That's kind of big, you know? I wasn't ready for big, I was ready for a movie and a snack.
I would've asked him out back home? But I've seen the memories that prove that a later me would basically (literally) drag him out of the Underworld when I lost him. That's kind of big, you know? I wasn't ready for big, I was ready for a movie and a snack.
He sleeps on my couch, bonds with my dog, and walks around practically naked because he forgets that I have no memory of living with him. We're a sitcom after the end of the world, it's ridiculous.
But I missed him, and I'm glad he's awake. Even if this is my life now.
What about you?
But I missed him, and I'm glad he's awake. Even if this is my life now.
What about you?
Alright, let's put it another way. If all hell breaks loose, who are you going to check in on here?
You'd check on your exes? You're a good person.
Then I'm sorry the two of you were separated.
I like you, too. I wouldn't let anything happen to you.
I like you, too. I wouldn't let anything happen to you.
Oh, so the emotional emergency is a person.
I have to keep earning that title or they'll take it away.
I have to keep earning that title or they'll take it away.
What's the problem?
No more pins. I already have a "sorry about you getting kidnapped" pin.
No more pins. I already have a "sorry about you getting kidnapped" pin.
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